Stove Top Pants Are Exactly What You Need This Holiday Season
We’ve been there. You are sitting at the dinner table during the holidays and you ate too much food. As you sit there overly-stuffed and possibly regretting how much you ate, you may ask yourself one question “Can I take off my pants?”
Yes, in some households, the comfortability level with your other family members may be high and you already know the answer to this question. For others, you may have an overly conservative member that would severely disapprove of your pant-less nature.
Stove Top has just invented a pair of pants that will cure the fear of being stuck in jeans. Right on time for Thanksgiving, they are releasing a pair of Dinner Pants that are essentially maternity drawers. The Stove Top pants are maroon and feature a high, stretchy waistband that features a stuffing print.
Get it!? You’re stuffed…just like this stuffing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypa6rP5T9qU
The pants also have large pockets. So, if you want to be like Napoleon Dynamite and stuff some tater tots in your pockets for later, you now have the option. The interior of the pockets also feature the same stuffing print as seen on the stomach band.
Stove Top now has their pant creations on sale for a limited time. You can purchase the pair at ThanksgivingDinnerPants.com and will cost you $19.98. Customers have the options to choose from sizes small to extra-large. If you are thinking about eating a lot during this Thanksgiving meal, you may want to order a size up!
Not only are these pants going to look hilarious at the dinner table, but they are also going to a good cause. Stove Top will be donating $10,000 to Feeding America. Not only are you going to look comfortable, but you’re going to be supporting a good cause.
Get your pants while they are still available because we are sure they are going to sell out.
Sarah is a Hufflepuff living in NYC. When she is not traveling or talking to random animals, she is working as a script writer. Tweet her at @lumpyspacederp
