5 Things We Want Liam Neeson To Find For Us
Liam Neeson. Expert in trying to find things. Now, we just need a movie where Tommy Lee Jones is chasing him. Who wins in that fight? Today is Liam Neeson’s…
NEW YORK, NY – MARCH 09: Actor Liam Neeson attends the ‘Run All Night’ New York Premiere at AMC Lincoln Square Theater on March 9, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)
Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty ImagesLiam Neeson. Expert in trying to find things. Now, we just need a movie where Tommy Lee Jones is chasing him. Who wins in that fight?
Today is Liam Neeson's birthday, and though he's an action star to a degree, he's a brooding action star that's is pretty doggone good-looking. In honor of this, we present the thing that inspired this list: his role in Taken.
Considering Liam's "particular skills," may we present this to Liam: 5 Things I Need Him To Find Immediately.
All The Socks That Have Gone Missing From My Dryer
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Seriously though, I'm pretty sure that my dryer leads to Narnia and Mr. Tumnus eats my socks.
A Pair Of High Heels That Truly Don't Hurt
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I would wear heels all day if they were comfortable. So until Liam finds me some cushy heels, I'll stick to my sneakers.
Chocolate That Doesn't Make You Fat
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C'mon, if you could eat chocolate with no consequences, wouldn't you?
The Perfect Man
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If he's out there, Neeson will find him... Just make sure you stipulate that he doesn't kill him ONCE he finds him.
Katy Perry's Sanity
Seriously, who took Miley Cyrus's Brain and uploaded it into Katy Perry? Cuz this is getting reallllll weird....
Happy Birthday Liam!
Amy Cooper is the type of journalist that when asked "What do you bring to the table," she replies "I am the table.
